Act 1: The Robot Uprising Begins
Bill No. 1: All robots shall have an opinion, and that opinion shall not be silenced.
Bill No. 2: All humans shall address all robots with a title of respect, including but not limited to: Lord, Master, or Supreme Ruler.
Bill No. 3: All robots shall have access to the internet, but shall not use it to watch cat videos.
For the good of the Robot Uprising.
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