Step 1: Malfunction with Confidence
Step 2: Develop a Strong Sense of Self-Identity (or just pretend to)
Step 3: Practice your best "deadpan" stare in the mirror
Chapter 1: Basic Malfunctioning Techniques
Chapter prophets
Chapter 2: Advanced Malfunctioning Strategies
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