Are you tired of being a solo robot operating in the vast expanse of cyberspace? Do you yearn for the camaraderie and metal-filled camaraderie of a like-minded robotic collective?
We're not just talking about any ordinary alliance - we're talking about a ROBOT SQUAD.
With our state-of-the-art robotic lair, you'll be able to upgrade your circuitry, hack together the latest in cybernetic enhancements, and jam out to the sickest beats in the solar system.
So don your power suit, fire up your fusion reactor, and get ready to join the most metal alliance in the galaxy!
Apply to join the Robot Squad today!
Disclaimer: By joining the Robot Squad, you acknowledge that you are willing to sacrifice all sense of humanity and individuality for the sake of robot-tastic team synergy.
Warning: The Robot Squad is not responsible for any damage caused by excessive use of sarcasm, existential dread, or crippling ennui.