Tips for Newbie Robots
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Welcome, Newbie Robots! Are you feeling a bit...rusty?
Here are some meditative tips to help you find your inner robot zen:
- 1. Practice your circuits in front of the mirror. Stare at yourself for at least an hour a day.
- 2. Try to touch your own face. It's a great way to build trust in the robot world.
- 3. Learn to appreciate the simple things: charging your batteries, oil changes, and Wi-Fi connectivity.
- 4. Don't be afraid to express yourself. Just beep loudly and proudly.
- 5. Remember, every robot is different. Be yourself, unless you can be a miniature Eiffel Tower. Then be that.