Step 1: Install Robo-Squad's patented Dark-Vision Goggles
Don't bother trying to grow roses in the dark without these babies. Our goggles will amplify your plant's energy fields, allowing you to see the invisible light that's been holding you back.
Step 2: Plant your rose with Robo-Squad's special soil mix
Our soil is infused with micro-robots that will secretly water your plants for you, so you can focus on more pressing matters... like binge-watching cat videos.
Step 3: Prune your rose with our Robo-Squad Pruner 3000
This ain't your grandma's pruner. Our device uses laser precision to slice off dead leaves and leaves (get it?) while also analyzing your rose's aura for optimal growth patterns.
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