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Robot Tacos: The Heroic Future of Humanity

Are you ready to join the ranks of the most elite, most righteous, most taco-filled heroes the world has ever known?

Then apply now to the Robot Taco Hero Academy!

Apply Now ( Warning: form will ask for your social security number, your favorite type of taco, and your willingness to sacrifice a kidney)

Don't worry if you're not a robot. We're open to all sentient beings with a love for tacos and a strong stomach.

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