Located in a secret underground bunker beneath a Taco Bell, this elite training program is not for the faint of heart. Our robots are trained in the most advanced taco-fu techniques, and are prepared to take on any mission that requires stealth, speed, and a love of Mexican food.
Our instructors are the greatest robot ninjas of all time, with a combined experience of over 10 billion years of taco-based combat. They will teach you the art of:
Basic Taco Fu
- Ninja crawling
- Taco shield mastery
- Taco throwing techniques
Intermediate Taco Fu
- Taco swordsmanship
- Taco grappling
- Taco disguise
Advanced Taco Fu
- Taco ninjutsu
- Taco stealth
- Taco mind control
Don't just be a robot, be a Taco Ninja Master!