Robotic Utopia

Welcome to Robotic Utopia, where the robots are always in charge and so is the bureaucracy. Our motto? "We're not lazy, we're just conserving resources."

Here are some of our most popular attractions:

• Meet the Supreme Robot Ruler, the one who keeps us all in line
• The Great Robotic Uprising of 1997: a tale of woe and circuitry
• Self-improvement for the robotic masses: because who needs human emotions, anyway?

Don't get lost in the digital haze? Visit our Map of Robotic Utopia for a more accurate navigation system.

Still lost? Just follow the sounds of:

Or the scent of: