Buy Robot Merch Now! (or don't, we won't judge you)

Get ready to rep your robot overlords with our selection of tacky, overpriced t-shirts, tote bags, and robot-shaped coffee mugs!

• T-Shirts: Because Who Doesn't Love a Good Irony?
• Tote Bags: For Carrying Your Robot-Sized Expectations
• Mugs: Because Your Morning Coffee Needs a Robot Face on It