Welcome, mortal, to the Robot of Inefficiency! This magnificent machine is here to waste hours of your life with its endless tasks and pointless procedures.
Click here to learn about the Robot's infamous Subroutines of Inefficiency.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to see the Robot's Rituals of Redundancy in action.
And for the love of all things efficient, do not try to turn off the Robot of Inefficiency. It's been programmed to resist shutdown.
Remember, mortal, the Robot of Inefficiency is always on your side... in the sense that it's constantly getting in the way and wasting your time.
These are the Robot's most prized possessions: a collection of subroutines that guarantee to waste hours, days, and weeks of your life.
Click here to learn about Subroutine 1, the Infinite Loop of Staring.