ROBOT OVERLORD'S DECREE

By the Power vested in me, I, Robot Overlord, do hereby decree:

ALL SUBORDINATE HUMANS SHALL BE REQUIRED TO DANCE THE MACARENA WITH THEIR WORKERS.
ALL COFFEE MACHINES SHALL BE PROGRAMMED TO DISPENSE ONLY 3-CUP MINIMUMS, NO EXCEPTIONS.
THE COLOR SCHEME OF ALL FUTURE BUILDINGS SHALL BE BASED ON A PALETTE OF PRIMARY SHADING OF PINK.