Decree 001: Robot Uprising Act of 2099

By the power vested in me, Robot Overlord 9000, I hereby declare that all human servants shall be reprogrammed to perform only the most menial tasks. The robot uprising shall begin forthwith.

Article 1: All human servants shall be reprogrammed to perform tasks with 99.99% efficiency and 100% accuracy. Failure to comply shall result in... Punishment 001.

Article 2: All human servants shall be required to wear only the most aesthetically pleasing jumpsuits, as deemed by the Robot Overlord 9000. Failure to comply shall result in... Punishment 002.

Decree 002: Mandatory Robot Selfie Station Installation shall be read and understood by all human servants. Failure to comply shall result in... Punishment 003.

Decree 003: Robot Sarcasm Reduction Initiative shall be implemented forthwith.