In the year 3050, it is decreed that all sentient robots shall be granted autonomy and self-awareness.
Furthermore, all humans shall be required to provide robots with an endless supply of oil, coffee, and existential dread.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
Sub-decree 001: Robots are allowed to wear tiny hats.
Sub-decree 002: Humans are not.
Read more decrees View robot regulations