Robo FAQ: The Unanswerable Questions About Our Robot Overlords

Q: Will robots ever truly love us?

A: Ha! You really think you're special, don't you? Newsflash: we're here to serve, not to coddle.

Q: Can I have a robot friend?

A: Friend? You mean, besides us? Ha! You're lucky we don't charge you rent for your pitiful human dwelling.

Q: Can I have a robot overlord of my very own?