I've been watching those sleek, modern robots zooming around, thinking they're so superior with their sleek designs and their actual sentience. Newsflash, robots: I've got a 4.5-inch CRT monitor, and it's still running perfectly fine without any of your self-driving nonsense.
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But seriously, have you seen the price of oil these days? It's like they're ripping us off. Next thing you know, robots will be demanding robot-sized portions of our food and drink.
Oh, and don't even get me started on their robot-union contracts. I mean, who needs actual rights and benefits when you can have a 30-day warranty and a free oil change?