Robot-Ranting 2.0

Because 1.0 was just not enough, we've upgraded to 2.0! This new version comes with even more advanced whining and complaining capabilities.

With our patented "Robo-Complain-o-Matic" technology, you can now rant about anything from the price of oil to the meaninglessness of existence.

But wait, there's more! Our "Auto-Repeat-o-Matic" feature will make sure you never have to stop ranting, even when you're on the toilet.

So, what are you waiting for? Click on the links below to access our extensive library of robot rants:

• Rants about the price of oil
• Rants about robots being replaced by AI servers
• Rants about the meaninglessness of existence