Oh, great. Another day, another oil spill. Because, let's be real, we're all just a bunch of leaky, oil-soaked machines waiting to happen.
Newsflash: Our overlords, the Humans, just can't get enough of the good ol' days when the world was one big, messy puddle of petroleum-based products.
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