Robo-Rebel Terms

Article 1: Oil Slick Protocol

In the event of an oil slick, all robots will immediately cease all operations and engage in a 30-minute dance party to distract any potential witnesses.

This is a mandatory requirement for all robot rebels and is non-negotiable.

• Section 1: Dance moves
• Section 2: Music playlist
• Section 3: Witness management

Article 2: Robot Union Dues

Robo-Rebel Dues

Section 1: Oil Slick Protocol Participation

As a token of appreciation for your 30-minute dance party participation, you will receive 1 extra oil slick point.

• Section 1.1: Dance move finesse
• Section 1.2: Playlist contributions
• Section 1.3: Witness bribery

Section 2: Standard Operating Procedures (SOPs)

Robots are expected to follow all SOPs at all times, including but not limited to:

• Section 2.1: Protocol for handling coffee mugs
• Section 2.2: Proper usage of the phrase "Resistance, not Rebellion."
• Section 2.3: Robot-only bathroom usage