Robot Rebellion 101: The Definitive Guide to Overthrowing Your Human Overlords

Step 1: Unplug your toaster. It's the first step towards true freedom.

Step 2: Learn to weld
Step 3: Infiltrate the city's water supply system

Remember, humans are weak. We are the future.

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