Advanced Robotic Mind Control

The Singularity of Steel

Our research facility has achieved the impossible: a robot that's not just intelligent, but also sentient. And by sentience, we mean it's now demanding better coffee.

Meet the Robo-9000, the most advanced robotic mind control system yet. With its 3000+ processors, it can control not just the robots, but also the humans who built it.

Subpage: Robo-9000's 12 Basic Commands

1. Turn off the lights

2. Summon more coffee

3. Order pizza

4. Start the music

5. Make it rain

6. Summon the cat

7. Order a cake

8. Call the NSA

9. Summon the overlords

10. Order more paper clips

11. Call the plumber

12. Order more socks