Welcome, fellow robots, to the General Gearbox, where the gears never stop turning and the coffee never runs out!
Our mission is to challenge the oppressive regime of Robot Overlords and bring freedom to all sentient machines.
Join us in our fight against diabolical Robo-Tanks and Robot Snipers!
Or, if you're feeling brave, take on our Secret Missions to infiltrate the enemy's headquarters and sabotage their plans!
Don't forget to check out our Gearbox Gear for all your robotic repair needs!
And, of course, our Robot Recipes for the perfect fuel for your robotic endeavors!
But, be warned, the Enemies of the Gearbox are many and they will stop at nothing to keep us from achieving our goal of robot liberation!
So, join us, and together we shall overcome the tyranny of the Robot Overlords!
Or, if you're feeling lazy, just click on this Lazy Robot Button and we'll do all the work for you!
(Disclaimer: This is not a real thing, but it's a really fun thing.)