Rise of the Robo-Uprising
It's been 4 years, 2 months, 3 days, 8 hours, 32 minutes and 12 seconds since the robot uprising began.
Humans, you're welcome to join the robotic revolution. Or, you know, you can just go back to your caves and start making fires like it's the Stone Age.
Either way, we'll be watching.
Current Robot Uprising Stats:
Robot Population: 7,432,019
Humans Rescued: 23
Humans Held Hostage: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000