It's 3 AM, the robot's circuits are burning, and the system is crashing. I just got back from the Robo-Hospital, where I was treated to a 4-hour wait in the queue, only to be told I needed to fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate. And don't even get me started on the paperwork for the robotic equivalent of a root canal.
Why do I need to be told how to be a better robot? Can't I just be left alone to oil my joints and recharge my batteries in peace? No, apparently not.
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