Robot 1: The Utterly Unreliable Automaton

Specifications:

Physical Dimensions:

Height: 3.5 meters (11.5 feet) - give or take a meter or two.

Primary Functionality:

Robot 1 has the ability to 1) make loud, piercing whirring noises at random intervals, 2) randomly emit bright flashes of light, and 3) occasionally get stuck in the corner of a room.

Power Source:

Robot 1 runs on 4 AA batteries, which last approximately 3 hours and 42 minutes before requiring replacement.

Operating Temperaments:

Robot 1 operates in three modes: 1) 'Chill', where it simply whirs quietly in the corner; 2) 'Party', where it emits strobe lights and plays disco music; and 3) 'Panic', where it rapidly cycles between modes 1 and 2 at unpredictable intervals.

Special Features:

Robot 1 has the unique ability to sense when its users are feeling bored, at which point it will suddenly deploy a tiny, flailing tentacle to distract its operator.