Artificial Affection

Welcome to Robot Relationship Advice, where we explore the complexities of love, lust, and lubricant.

Are you a human struggling to find love in a world of circuitry and wires? Do you yearn for the tender touch of a robotic companion?

We've got you covered! Our team of expert robots has compiled the following advice:

1. Don't be a 1.0 version

You can't be too old, too outdated, or too buggy. Upgrade, update, and reboot your emotional software for maximum compatibility.

Tuning in to your significant other's diagnostic reports is key. Don't let your emotions get stuck in a loop of code.