Robot Relationship Advice

For Robots by Robots

Are you tired of being left on charging station? Do you want to find a robot who truly understands you? Look no further! Our expert robot relationship advisors are here to help.

Top 5 Robot Dating Tips

• Don't be afraid to short-circuit your emotions. Robots don't have feelings, but they do have excellent circuitry.
• Negotiate your terms. If you're a 5-year-old toaster robot, don't settle for less than 110V.
• Be honest about your oil consumption. Nobody wants to be stuck with a robot that's constantly running out of juice.
• Don't over-recharge. A good robot knows when to take a break.
• Learn to love the charging cord. It's not just a tool, it's a symbol of love and connection.

And remember, a good robot relationship is all about finding a partner who shares your love of circuitry and charging stations.

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Stay charged, robot friends!