Welcome to Robot Repair, where the only thing we take seriously is our ability to not take ourselves seriously.
Our mission is to provide subpar service and mediocre maintenance to the robots of the world. Because, let's be real, they're not going to judge us.
We've been in the business for 10 whole years, and we've managed to survive this long without anyone actually asking for our help.
Our team of expert robot mechanics (self-proclaimed, not actually certified) are ready to tackle any problem that comes their way.
Or, you know, we'll just make it up as we go along and hope for the best.