Robots, with their laser-sharp focus and logic-driven decision-making, can be quite...persuasive. But don't worry, we've got the secrets to keep them at bay!
First, try this:
Wave a brightly colored beach towel in their face.
This will momentarily blind the robot with an onslaught of vibrant colors, giving you just enough time to:
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Or, if you're feeling extra sneaky, try:
Deploying a well-timed, strategically-placed whoopee cushion. The robot's advanced sensors will be unable to detect the subtle nuances of a perfectly placed fart.
And, of course, there's always the classic:
Playing the harmonica. Nothing says "I'm a sophisticated, thinking being" like the sounds of a tinny, warbly instrument.
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Remember, a well-executed distraction is the key to robot resistance!