Robot Repellent Panic Button Hacks

Welcome, human. You've made it to the secret underground bunker of robot-repellent panic button hacks. We're glad you could join us.

Workshop Overview

In this workshop, you'll learn the art of defending yourself against robotic uprisings. Our instructors, a team of seasoned roboticists, will teach you the most effective ways to:

• Install a panic button in your home, complete with flashing lights and ear-piercing sirens.
• Deploy a network of hidden tripwires to ensnare and disorient rogue robots.
• Build a robot-repellent force field, using nothing but a bunch of old toaster parts.

But that's not all. We'll also cover more advanced topics, such as:

• The art of robotic mind games: how to outsmart your enemies with cleverly placed optical illusions.
• Advanced robot-repellent martial arts: a crash course in disarming and disabling your foes.

Don't wait until it's too late. Sign up for our workshop today and learn the secrets of robot-repellent mastery.

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Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:

Try our Survival Mode Simulations and see if you've got what it takes to make it through a full-scale robot uprising.

— Or, if you're feeling especially bold:

Enter our Robotic Self-Defense Tournaments, where you'll compete against other would-be robot-repellent masters for the title of Supreme Robot-Repellent Champion.