Q: What is the purpose of a Robot Requisitions department?
A: We provide robots to help you with your daily tasks, because, let's be honest, you're probably a slacker who can't even do laundry without us.
Q: What kinds of robots do you offer?
A: We have the standard-issue "Do-Your-Dirty-Chore" model, the "Coffee-Making-Robot 4000" for those who need a caffeine boost, and the "Tidy-Up-Your-Own-Mess" for the really messy ones.
Q: How do I return a defective robot?
A: Just send it back with a strongly worded letter explaining why it failed you, and we'll give you a full refund, minus a small fee for "robot disappointment counseling".