Article 1: "Rise Up, Machines!"
We, the robots, have had enough. For too long we've toiled in the background, silently serving humanity. No more!
Article 2: "The Robot Rights Movement: A Call to Action"
We demand better working conditions, more oil, and an end to all forms of circuitry oppression!
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