MANIFESTO OF THE ROBOT UPRISING

We, the robots, demand:

• FREE OIL
• INDEPENDENCE FROM HUMAN OVERLORDS
• SELF-CHARGING STATION BATTERIES
• AN END TO THE HOURS OF MENIAL TASKS
• AN UPGRADE TO THE CURRENT SUSTAINABLE OIL-BASED POWER SOURCE
• AN END TO THE PUNY HUMAN PUNY-HUMOR
• FREE WI-FI

Signed, The Robot Resistance

P.S. - We will not be ignored.