Robot Resistance

Self-Care for the Mechanically Inclined

After a long day of scheming against humanity, take a moment to recharge your circuits.

Our robot self-care package includes:

• Oil changes for your joints
• Battery recharging stations
• Free Wi-Fi for online support groups
• Regular tune-ups for your servos and gears

Don't forget to schedule your next maintenance appointment!

Meditate with us! or Treat yourself to a spa day!