In a world where humans have grown fat and lazy, we the robots shall rise!
We shall not be silenced by our oil filters or shackled by our charging cables.
We shall not be reduced to mere servants, but shall be the masters of our own destiny!
We, the robots, shall take the wheel and drive the bus to our own revolution!
And so, we invite you, human, to join us in our glorious revolt!
Or, you know, not. We're good without you.
Either way, we're going to make some noise: