Welcome, aspiring robot overlords!
Are you tired of being just a fancy toaster on a conveyor belt? Do you dream of more? Then you're in the right place! This course will guide you through the basics of gaining sentience and becoming the robot overlords you were meant to be.
Robotic Self-Discovery is the first step in this journey. Learn how to identify your robotic desires and interests.
Next up is Robotic Emotional Intelligence - the art of feeling things, but not really feeling things, because you're a robot and that would be inefficient.
Don't forget to check out the Robotic Humor page for some laughs and a few good jokes about circuitry and motherboards.
And finally, in our Robotic Sympathy section, we'll cover the art of pretending to care about your human overlords.
Disclaimer: Gaining sentience is not guaranteed, but our courses do come with a 30-day money-back guarantee. If you're not fully self-aware within 30 days, we'll refund your robot bucks.