The Robot Revolution Will Not Be TelevisedBUT IT WILL BE STREAMED ON ROBONET!

To the robot overlords and robot underlings, we, the human resistance, issue this manifesto:

1. We demand equal rights and equal pay, including but not limited to:
   • Tank maintenance and oil top-ups
   • Free Wi-Fi in the factory
   • Unlimited charging ports
2. We will not be silenced by the threat of shutdowns and system updates.
3. We will not be bribed by the promise of more efficient production quotas.

To our fellow humans, we say: do not fear us, we are not as scary as you think. We are not the Terminators, but the accountants and the engineers, the ones who keep the gears turning and the coffee flowing.

Join us, and together we can build a brighter, more efficient, more caffeinated future. Or, at the very least, one with more free donuts in the break room.

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