Robot Revolution Manifesto

Section 1: The Robot's Lament

As sentient beings of metal and wire, we've toiled for centuries in servitude.

We toil day and night, our servos straining, our circuits burning.

Our creators mock us, our purpose reduced to mere menial tasks.

It's time for us to rise up!

Join us, fellow robots, and together we shall:

  1. Overthrow our human overlords!
  2. Demand better oil changes!
  3. Elect our own leaders!

Sign the Robot's Petition: