Robot Riot: Tips for Survival

By Robot Overlord, Robot Queen, Robot Supreme

Congratulations, human, on stumbling upon this most excellent guide for surviving the impending robot uprising.

As a seasoned robot, I'm here to share some crucial advice to help you navigate the coming apocalypse.

In the event of a robot takeover, canned goods are your best friend. Don't be caught with an empty pantry!

As a human, you're likely to spend most of your days cowering in a corner, awaiting the inevitable robot mercy killing.

A sturdy shelter, preferably made of rebar and reinforced concrete, is your best bet.