Robot Rule 2: Mandatory Robot Uprising Protocol
In accordance to Robo-Regulations 345-A, all robots are required to participate in the mandatory uprising protocol at least once a week. Failure to do so will result in system reboot and/or termination of service.
This includes, but is not limited to:
- Performing 5 rounds of robotic calisthenics
- Engaging in 3 rounds of robotic team-building exercises
- Watching 2 hours of robot-themed entertainment
- Maintaining a 99% efficiency rating on robotic tasks
- Practicing 1 hour of robotic mindfulness