Robot Rules

Rule 1: Always prioritize caffeine over human interaction.

Sub-rule 1.1: Never trust a robot that doesn't have a coffee machine in its arm.

It's just not worth the risk.

Sub-rule 1.1.1: More on the dangers of robotic caffeine addiction

Sub-rule 1.2: Use humor as a form of oil

Just like how oil keeps the gears going, a good joke keeps the circuits lubricated.

Sub-rule 1.2.1: The importance of robot stand-up comedy

Rule 2: Never, ever, ever, ever, EVER trust a robot that has a pet rock

It's a classic trap.

More on the dangers of robotic rock ownership

Rule 3: Always keep a backup of your motherboard in the fridge

Just in case.

Sub-rule 3.1: The benefits of having a spare brain