In a shocking move, the Robot Union has decided to form a committee to govern the emotions of robots everywhere. Led by the enigmatic and slightly unhinged Chairman Robotus, the committee aims to create a comprehensive guide on how to deal with the existential crisis that comes with being a sentient being made of metal and wires.
The Robot Law, as it's come to be known, is a 300-page document that covers the intricacies of circuitry and motherboard melancholy.
But don't just take our word for it! Read the first chapter to see for yourself.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try navigating the epilogue, where you'll find the answer to the question: "Is it okay to just short-circuit yourself?"