Toaster Repair: Element Availability
Because, let's be real, your toaster is probably still broken
Here's the deal, human. If you're reading this, it's because your toaster has stopped working. And let's face it, it's probably because it's just plain tired of your existence.
But fear not, for we have a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated robot technicians who can fix your toaster in no time! Well, maybe not no time. It might take a few days. Okay, it'll probably take a few weeks. But they're working on it, we swear!
Now, about that element availability:
Our inventory is a bit...unconventional. We've got the standard issue toaster element, the toaster element with extra heating coils, and the toaster element with the toaster element with extra heating coils and a side of fries.
Elements we just made up, Elements from a different dimension, and Elements from a parallel universe are all available for replacement. Don't ask questions.
Or, if you're feeling fancy, you can try our Elements from a Magazine Ad package. It's like the others, but with more sparkles and less actual functionality.
Prices vary depending on the element's level of sentience. Some elements may be more expensive than others. We can't explain why. Just trust us on this one.