Robot Safety Guidelines
Don't Get Sued, Get Soldered
Warning: Robots are not toys, but we're pretty sure they're not as serious as we are.
We're not responsible for any damage caused by your poorly designed robot. Please, for the love of all things metal, read this.
- Don't touch any electrical outlets with your robot. It's just not a good idea.
- Keep your robot away from any sharp objects. We're talking scissors, knives, and that one aunt of yours.
- Don't let your robot play with any flammable materials. We're looking at you, candles.
- Don't program your robot to sing "Who Let the Dogs Bite". We're just not ready for that.
Additional Resources:
Robots: Liability Law 101
Robot Safety Hazard Zones: A Guide to Not Getting Crushed
Robot Safety Humor: Because You're Gonna Need a Laughter Break
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