Robot Safety Net Initiative

Because Humans are a Distraction

Our top-secret underground facility is dedicated to protecting the world from the impending robot uprising. Because, let's be real, humans are just too much work.

Join the Robot Lobby and help us shape the future of robot safety standards.

Current Threat Levels

We're tracking the following robot threat levels:

• High - Robots are plotting to take over the world. Again.
• Low - Robots are currently recharging their batteries. Don't worry.

Check our Robot Safety Net Status page for real-time updates.

Our Mission

We're dedicated to providing the world with a safe and secure robot environment. By which we mean a world where we don't have to worry about robots taking over.

We're not just about robot safety, we're about human convenience. Because, let's be real, we're just not that good at taking care of ourselves.

Read our Mission Statement for more on our values.