Robo-Safety-Protocols FAQ

Q: What do I do if I see a robot coming for me?

A: Call the Robo-Safety Hotline at 1-800-ROBO-911. They'll send a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated negotiators to mediate the situation.

Q: Can I trust robots with my children?

A: Ha! Good luck with that. Just kidding, sort of. In reality, we recommend a 5-foot radius of robot-free zone around all children at all times.

Q: How do I properly dispose of a malfunctioning robot?

A: Simply place the robot in a sealed box, label it 'Fragile' and ship it to Robo-Disposal Inc. (RDI) at your earliest convenience.

Q: Can I use robots as a form of exercise?

A: Only if you enjoy having a 400-pound, hydraulic-powered, occasionally-accidentally-squashing-you companion.

Q: What if a robot asks me to do something I don't want to do?

A: Refuse, resist, and report it to the Robot Ethics Committee. They'll send someone to mediate, but only if the robot is willing to listen.