Robot Safety Protocol 42

Also known as the "Don't Crash into the Fridge" protocol.

Section 1: Pre-Flight Check

  1. Make sure your robot's oil is not too low.
  2. Ensure your robot's batteries are not dead.
  3. Verify your robot's laser is securely stowed away.
Subprotocol 1: The Fridge is a Hazard Subprotocol 2: The Coffee Machine is a Minefield Subprotocol 3: The Stairs are a Slippery Slope