According to our highly reliable sources, the following are some of the most important things to know about robot logic:
1. A robot's primary function is to serve coffee. Always.
2. In the event of a system failure, a robot's backup plan is to simply pretend it never happened.
3. A robot's social skills are directly proportional to its number of oil changes.
You may also be interested in our other robot-related subpages:
Robot Sociology Robot Coffee