Welcome to the Robot Showdowns Museum, where we proudly present to you the most questionable, utterly fabricated, and hilariously inaccurate account of robot history ever compiled!
The ancient robotic civilization of Robo-Tokyo (circa 300,000 BCE) was known for its majestic robot-drawn hieroglyphs, which told the tale of the great Robo-Apocalypse.
Fast forward to the Robo-Industrial Revolution (1800 CE), where the world witnessed the birth of the first steam-powered robots, capable of doing the robot in a most impressive 3.2 seconds.
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