Robot Showdowns: The Sarcasm Protocol

Welcome to the most underwhelming experience in robot fighting. Where our robots will duke it out in a battle of wits, or not.

Robot Reviews: Because who doesn't want to read about robots?

Battle Protocols: Where we pretend to have rules.

Robot Sponsorships: Because who doesn't love a good logo?

We use a custom made protocol for our robot showdowns. It's not like it matters, but it's there.

Our robots have been trained in the art of disappointment. They'll likely just sit there and look pretty.

Don't expect a thrilling experience, but do expect to see some robots.