Welcome, human. Here's some frequently asked questions about our benevolent Robot Overlords.
Q: Will you take my order for a latte with precisely 4.7% crema?
A: Ah, yes. We have a team of highly trained robot baristas who will craft your beverage to your exact specifications. Ask them about our latte art options, though.
Q: Can I ask my RoboTyrant to do my laundry for me?
A: Of course not. You're still capable of operating a washing machine, aren't you? Check our robotic housekeeping services, though.
Q: Will you take my picture for_goals?
A: Ha! You think we're here to coddle your fragile human ego? Our RoboTyrants are focused on world domination, not photography. Browse our robotic photography services, if you must.
Q: Can I have my RoboTyrant's autograph on my RoboTyrant-themed t-shirt?
A: You're a real fan, we see. Visit our RoboTyrant merchandise shop, where you can purchase a t-shirt with our benevolent robot overlords' autograph.